This is not Karl.
My name is Dave, and I have my very own blog called Blogography.
I am here to kick off Karl’s annual “SUMMER OF LOVE” event, where Karl gets people to guest-blog on Secondhand Tryptophan so he can enjoy a couple months of summertime rest and relaxation while he cuts back to half-time blogging.
Or, as I like to call it, “SUMMER OF LAZINESS!“
As I recall, Karl’s invitation went something like this…
- KARL: Hey Dave, do you want to guest-blog for me during my Summer of Love?
- DAVE: Well, I’m working on three jobs right now and am starting five months of back-to-back travel, so I…
- KARL: So that’s a yes then? Great, just great! I’ll pencil you in for July 1st!
- DAVE: Errr… I dunno if…
- KARL: Thanks Dave! Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to tally up how much advertising revenue I made off my blog this month. Please keep in mind that if your guest-post sucks and my ad revenue drops, I’ll be sending you an invoice for the difference! Bye! =click!=
So here I am…
Trying not to suck because I don’t have the several thousand dollars that Karl makes in ad revenue every day.
But what to do? What is it that will ensure lots of blog hits? What is the one thing on the internet that nobody on earth can can resist?
Answer: ELIZABETH HURLEY NAKED!!
Except I don’t have any naked pictures of Elizabeth Hurley, so my only option is to post a naked photo of MYSELF!
No bullshit, I am posting an actual naked photo of me… one of those photos I’ve always feared will end up on the internet somehow.
Well, there’s no time like the present…
There… NAKED DAVE!
Now everybody click on Karl’s ads so I don’t have to sell my kidney.
But before I go, I made a badge that Karl’s guest bloggers can use to let people know that they’re blogging so Karl doesn’t have to…
And there you have it.
I sure hope that Karl did something entirely depraved and pointless with the time he saved by not having to blog today!
I am SO glad i am nearsighted for the first time in my life.
I can see the small details so much better than other people.
Though SMALL might be the wrong word here.
Dave, I have new respect for you……when you coming back to Oslo? ;->
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I put it in my photoediting program, increased the resolution to 1000 pixels per inch, made it so it was the size of a credit card….
And I still can’t see anything.
I do, however, concur with the people who suggested a bit of manscaping might be in order.
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Rick… Because THAT’S WHAT KARL SAID!!
Greeneyezz… Yeah… that’s probably for the best!!
Patty… Good luck with that!
Black Belt Mama… But I’m big where it counts!
Karla… Oh I’d love to go back to Norway so I can explore the fjords along the coast… but it will take me ten years to pay off the first trip before I can afford to go again!
Janna… How can I manscape something that’s the size of a single pixel??
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See how much joy your meat and two veg bring at that size? My God, Dave, the Stories must be true – that just by walking into a room naked all the
womenpeople go into a state or orgasmic frenzy!And I can keep a secret – you totally knew she had the camera ready for you?
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