Thanks to all of you that sent in entries for the Funniest Sex Story contest. We had eight funny stories. They've all been read and the votes are in. Thanks to Shannon, Mike, and Janet, my amazing judges. The Runner-Up is Sandi, who wins a special prize from the SecondHand ...
Tag Archive: Whit
Dec
16
I’m Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009
Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right? Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan. When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...
Jul
22
Eleven Things I Hope Will Happen at BlogHer 2009
Thanks to Lynda and Karen for amazing posts this week, though I think Karen is really pressuring me with unrealistic expectations regarding me wearing clothes the whole time I'm in Chicago. More guest bloggers galore tomorrow through Saturday, then I'll actually attempt to write something cohesive for Sunday. That'll be a ...
Jun
11
Looking Forward to Smoking the Blue Grass
So in a little over four hours, I'll be hitting the road for Orlando to pick up Jill. We'll dine, then slam I-75, bound for ConFab in Lexington, Kentucky. All-nighter, baby! Looking forward to it, never been to Kentucky, and many of my favorite people will be there.
Feb
05
Laughing and Crying. Oh, and Paula Abdul.
So here I am in Pennsylvania. It wasn't easy getting here, either. Those of you following me on Twitter got to hear all about it, but I drove 90 minutes to the Orlando airport, after sleeping only a few hours, and found out my flight to Philadelphia was canceled. Thank ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.