Ever put something off for, say, forever? I have. Procrastination is my middle name. I put off calling a friend for so long that, the longer I waited, the more difficult it became to get in touch with that person. I felt like I was a major disappointment, and the shame that kept building became ...
Tag Archive: unfunny
May
21
MacGruber: A Review in Numbers
Number of ads I saw that said MacGruber was the best SNL movie since Wayne's World: 248 Number of ads that lie about MacGruber being the best SNL movie since Wayne's World: 249 Number of unintentional ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.