Oh, Magical Barack, Please use your supernatural powers to flash-forward 24 hours past all this inaugural bullshit. Listen, I voted for you. That's saying a lot. You're the very first time I voted Democrat. Now I implore you, get your ass sworn in so we can finally be ...
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