By now you've probably heard...I mean, if you follow me on Twitter or Facebook. My mother broke her kneecap Monday morning. She slipped on the icy sidewalk and broke it. The kneecap, not the sidewalk. Perhaps now is a good time to remind you that I live in FLORIDA. Yes, my mother slipped on ...
Tag Archive: toilet
Dec
16
I’m Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009
Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right? Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan. When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...
Nov
26
Happy Tryptophan Day
Thus begins the holiday madness, the frenzy of family and friends and get-togethers with huge meals (and probably the loss of all my weight lost the last 7 or 8 months). I'll be inwardly wishing I could retreat to a small wifi-enabled cave around 38,819 times between now and New Year's. And it begins today. I'm not ...
Jul
07
Cell Phone Courtesy Month My Ass
Yes, I'm fully aware that I've used the word "ass" in my title two days in a row. Tomorrow The Summer of Love continues with SJ as my guest poster. Many thanks to Sarah over at Sad and Beautiful World for being my guest on yesterday's SecondHand ...
Apr
28
Shockinawe, Part Deuce
Quick call-out: Shiny needs a roommate for TequilaCon. This is Shiny the guy, just to clarify, because I now know two Shinys. If you're going to TequilaCon and would like a roommate, please jet over to his blog and let him know. I know it's really late in the ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.