Thanks to all of you that sent in entries for the Funniest Sex Story contest. We had eight funny stories. They've all been read and the votes are in. Thanks to Shannon, Mike, and Janet, my amazing judges. The Runner-Up is Sandi, who wins a special prize from the SecondHand ...
Tag Archive: tits
Aug
19
@ArjBarker is Part of My SecondHand Bucket List
So in less than 12 hours time, I'm heading off on a 9-day visit with some dear friends. First, there's KimBerday...my friend Kim is having her birthday Thursday. So Happy Fucking Birthday, darlin! I'll see you very, very ...
Jul
29
Paula Deen Bought Me Freaking Drinks, Yawll Bitches!
I hope you packed THREE lunches. Another backdated post. My intentions are good, really, but I'm still exhausted from BlogHer...emotionally, socially, physically. Have YET to read a BlogHer recap (save 1 or 2), have YET to gather the ...
Jul
27
White Elephants and Apologetics
I hope you packed a lunch. Right, so I'm home, and I'm backdating this post to yesterday, since Marty wrote a fine guest post for me today and I hate posting more than one post a day. Gotta love the Summer of Love. So I ...
Jul
22
Eleven Things I Hope Will Happen at BlogHer 2009
Thanks to Lynda and Karen for amazing posts this week, though I think Karen is really pressuring me with unrealistic expectations regarding me wearing clothes the whole time I'm in Chicago. More guest bloggers galore tomorrow through Saturday, then I'll actually attempt to write something cohesive for Sunday. That'll be a ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.