So the Year of Resolutions thing is going so-so, I have to admit. I haven't been 100% on my meds and blood sugar testing. Closer to 70%'ish. Just being honest. I shall ...
Tag Archive: TEE
Dec
24
The Original Three Dawg Night
Three men wandering the streets of Bethlehem, circa 2,000 years ago, give or take. Bob: Bollocks! I keep stepping on my robes! Chuck: I told you to get that shit altered, dude. What part of "an angel of the Lord said the Messiah is being born in Nazareth" didn't you get? Larry: Seriously, Bob, you didn't think ...
Dec
16
I’m Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009
Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right? Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan. When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...
Sep
26
Something’s Gotta Give
Seriously. Something has to give. I find myself constantly struggling to do a thousand things and accomplishing none of them. Sometimes because I can barely speak, let alone actually start DOING ANYTHING. I'm in a bad spot at the moment. Really fucking down. When I'm like this, I just want to close down, withdraw from everyone ...
Aug
13
They Said WHAT??!?
Before I begin my guest blog for Karl's Summah of LOVE (because really, it just BEGS to be said that way, like Chef from South Park is saying it), let me make it clear EXACTLY how much I'm sacrificing for Karl and his blog. Right now I should be filling my newly revamped ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.