Three men wandering the streets of Bethlehem, circa 2,000 years ago, give or take.
Bob: Bollocks! I keep stepping on my robes!
Chuck: I told you to get that shit altered, dude. What part of "an angel of the Lord said the Messiah is being born in Nazareth" didn't you get?
Larry: Seriously, Bob, you didn't think ...
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Thanks to the lovely Angela Gunn for her guest post yesterday. I had a lovely meal while reading it. Two, actually. Tomorrow, yet another exciting guest blogger, so stay tuned.
Last night was insanely social for me for some reason. From 10pm thru till about 3 this morning, it was one phone call after ...
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Many thanks to the talented Kevin for joining me on SecondHand Radio last Thursday night. If you missed the show you can download it either on the Talkshoe page or at iTunes. I'll be announcing this week's guest in the next day or so.
So, the Birthday Dares. Thank God ...
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Stolen...well, procured from, Avitable.
Who are you?
Just a guy.
Whats your Philosophy?
Why can't we all just get along?
First thoughts in the morning...
Ugh, again?
Your current mood is...?
Kinda lonely.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years...
At another book signing somewhere. Still blogging, always blogging.
Define....
Life-
Is the universe's greatest mystery. It is finite, unknown, and bewildering.
Love-
Is a choice ...
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This is a post meant for the Grassroots Blogger Book Marketing Campaign 2008, to generate donations for The Rape Abuse and Incest National Network (RAINN). You can visit the GBBMC page for all the information you need about RAINN ...
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