Thus begins the holiday madness, the frenzy of family and friends and get-togethers with huge meals (and probably the loss of all my weight lost the last 7 or 8 months). I'll be inwardly wishing I could retreat to a small wifi-enabled cave around 38,819 times between now and New Year's. And it begins today. I'm not ...
Tag Archive: tattoo
Jul
06
BlogHer Hard
With BlogHer '09 coming up in a few weeks, I've stepped up my plans to film a low-budget porno in my hotel room. You don't get a potential adult film star pool of 1,000 women every day of the week. I hope I can count on each and every single one of you ladies to help ...
Jun
11
Looking Forward to Smoking the Blue Grass
So in a little over four hours, I'll be hitting the road for Orlando to pick up Jill. We'll dine, then slam I-75, bound for ConFab in Lexington, Kentucky. All-nighter, baby! Looking forward to it, never been to Kentucky, and many of my favorite people will be there.
May
27
Da Plane! Da Plane!
For those that are too young to remember that quote, "Da Plane! Da Plane!" is from the original Fantasy Island TV show. And that particular line was from the midget known as Tattoo, Khan's right-hand man. Or Mr. Roarke, whatever. I bring up ...
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