So yeah, this is late. I'm in Karlifornia now. Everything happens later here. It's a fact. I woke up yesterday (well, still today for me) at 5am so I could shave and shower. Avitable was awake and in his Batcave when I got out of the bathroom. I quickly shoved the laptop into its ...
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Jul
06
Ass as Art, BrittCon Day 3
We're well underway in the Summer of Love and we've had some magnificent guest posts already, including yesterday's post from my buddy, Kevin. Lest you think this thing will be over any time soon, it won't. I have people scheduled on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays all the way through the end of August. ...
Jul
04
Could You Box That Up With Extra Roaches, Please? (Brittcon Day 2)
Thanks to Karen for a great post yesterday. The Summer of Love continues tomorrow with my friend, Kevin. I've known Kevin for over 14 years now. He's actually one of my offline friends and he's greatly responsible for getting me onto the Internet in the first place. Yeah, you ...
Jul
02
It’s Called Brittcon! Suck It!
Thanks to Dave for guest posting for me yesterday and kicking off the Summer of Love with a bang. Tomorrow will be Karen Sugarpants, who I love immensely and who designed the new and improved 2HT. Right, onto the BrittCon recaps. I'm not doing one monster post about it this ...
Jun
29
The Five Questions Thing That’s Going Around
Yes, it's another meme. Deal with it. This published at midnight, and at this time I'm probably drunk off my ass in New York City, doing body shots off of Britt's neck and Becky's boobs. I might be singing karaoke, hard to say. I hope that I'm partying with
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.