So hi there. Happy Star Wars Day (may the fourth be with you!). It's been a long time since I blogged anything. I can't count how many times I thought about blogging but then just...didn't. The truth is that I am sick ...
Tag Archive: Star Wars
Aug
30
Chickety China the Chinese Chicken
A week ago I was still sucking on cigarettes. Then on Tuesday, it looked as if Mom was going to come home from the hospital after 15 days stuck in that building. Doctors and respiratory therapists said things to my mother like, "If you go home and start smoking again, you're going to wind up ...
Mar
16
Day in the Life of Herb
Herb here. So freaking tired of hearing such bad things about us clones. I wander around this giant Karl's place and find this. Ugh. Yes, Luke Skywalker, you're sooo heroic! Han Solo shot first! Yoda is a fierce fighting machine! You don't hear about the whole Leia kissing her brother shit ...
Mar
12
Herb Arrives
I'm TK-280, but friends call me Herb. The long trip from Hoth to this blue Earth globe was hellacious. And while I was in suspended animation to get here, Ted decided to be funny and put my lower armor on backwards. But ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.