Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right?
Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan.
When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...
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Thus begins the holiday madness, the frenzy of family and friends and get-togethers with huge meals (and probably the loss of all my weight lost the last 7 or 8 months). I'll be inwardly wishing I could retreat to a small wifi-enabled cave around 38,819 times between now and New Year's.
And it begins today.
I'm not ...
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Hi there. My name is Marty and I used to be a social recluse.
Sometime back in elementary school, I was an outcast. Sure I had a few friends here and there, but for the most part, I felt like I didn't fit in: too short, too quiet, not wearing cool clothes (Buster ...
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I hope you packed a lunch.
Right, so I'm home, and I'm backdating this post to yesterday, since Marty wrote a fine guest post for me today and I hate posting more than one post a day. Gotta love the Summer of Love.
So I ...
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