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Jul

29

Paula Deen Bought Me Freaking Drinks, Yawll Bitches!

I hope you packed THREE lunches. Another backdated post. My intentions are good, really, but I'm still exhausted from BlogHer...emotionally, socially, physically. Have YET to read a BlogHer recap (save 1 or 2), have YET to gather the ...

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Jul

27

White Elephants and Apologetics

by Secondhand Karl in BlogHer, Bloggity Blog, Depression, Humor, Local Goings On, Rants, Relationships, Sex, Travel, Weblogs.

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I hope you packed a lunch. Right, so I'm home, and I'm backdating this post to yesterday, since Marty wrote a fine guest post for me today and I hate posting more than one post a day. Gotta love the Summer of Love. So I ...

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Jul

25

Where Much Ado is Made About Twitter and the World That is Jack

by Secondhand Karl in Bloggity Blog, Humor, Local Goings On, Rants, Tech, TequilaCon, Video.

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Thanks to Bec for her delish post yesterday. In the spirit of reliving my boyhood, I immediately went and smashed three six-year-olds in the face with water balloons. And let me tell you something, those fuckers can run! The Summer of Love continues on tomorrow with none other than

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Apr

14

The End of an Affair

by Secondhand Karl in Column, Tech.

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First of all, I want to thank all the scummy feedscraping sites. IF YOU ARE READING THIS ON ANY OTHER SITE BUT SECONDHANDKARL.COM you are reading STOLEN CONTENT. This shit pisses me off, but I know I'm showing up on a lot of other sites out there. They do NOT have my permission to use ...

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