I wrote this late last Sunday for CheekySweetie's blog. I know it was overdue, but I did get it done. -K So there was this bet that Angel and I made. She claimed that the carpet in her bedroom was the ugliest carpet on Earth. I told her that I have 10 ...
Tag Archive: Sex
Aug
22
Sex and The Modern Girl
It took me forever to figure out what to write as a guest for Karl's blog. It takes me forever to figure out what to write on my own, so this pretty much took me all summer. I asked Karl for help and he left me with the advice, "write something you wouldn't write on ...
Aug
20
Where am I? How did I get here?
If you are a man, and you have to perform oral sex on Bea Arthur, Mother Theresa, or Golda Meier, which of those handsome women do you choose? Does it make a difference if I give you the option of now or when they were alive? Would that change your answer? Same question for the ladies, ...
Aug
13
They Said WHAT??!?
Before I begin my guest blog for Karl's Summah of LOVE (because really, it just BEGS to be said that way, like Chef from South Park is saying it), let me make it clear EXACTLY how much I'm sacrificing for Karl and his blog. Right now I should be filling my newly revamped ...
Aug
07
Donkies, the British and Sexual Favors!
Back when I said that I would do a guest post for Karl and his Summer of Love shindig , it was June 23rd. I told him to give me a date in August because I knew it would take me that long to come up with a post worthy of actually hitting the “publish” ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.