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Mar

28

And the Winner Is…

by Secondhand Karl in Contest, Humor, Sex.

Thanks to all of you that sent in entries for the Funniest Sex Story contest. We had eight funny stories. They've all been read and the votes are in. Thanks to Shannon, Mike, and Janet, my amazing judges. The Runner-Up is Sandi, who wins a special prize from the SecondHand ...

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Feb

08

Swimming with Babies

by Secondhand Karl in BlogHer, Celebrities, Depression, Famecrawler, Local Goings On, TequilaCon, Travel, Uptake, Work, YOR.

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So I mentioned that my Resolution this month hit a snag. Big time. Bottom line is, I got fired. From one of my gigs, not both. Not that it's a huge shock, mind you. After all, I haven't worked in quite a while. I ...

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Jan

23

10,000

by Secondhand Karl in Celebrities, Depression, Diabetes, Inside My Head, Local Goings On, Relationships, Television, TequilaCon, Therapy, Travel, YOR.

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Watched half of the last "Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien" before bed last night. Funny, funny shit. Conan is funnier than I've ever seen him. I can relate. I often find that I'm near the ...

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Jan

08

Birds on a Wire

by Secondhand Karl in Body of Mine, Diabetes, Local Goings On, Relationships, Travel, YOR.

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So the Year of Resolutions thing is going so-so, I have to admit. I haven't been 100% on my meds and blood sugar testing. Closer to 70%'ish. Just being honest. I shall ...

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Dec

16

I’m Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009

by Secondhand Karl in Depression, Local Goings On, Politics, Rants, Relationships, Therapy.

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Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right? Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan. When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...

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I’m Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009

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