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Dec

16

I’m Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009

by Secondhand Karl in Depression, Local Goings On, Politics, Rants, Relationships, Therapy.

Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right? Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan. When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...

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Dec

24

Ho Ho Ho

by Secondhand Karl in Local Goings On.

Just a short post to say Merry Christmas to all my friends out there. Or Happy Hanukkah. Or Kwanzaa. Or Festivus. Or whatever holiday you celebrate. I'm about to head out to Boca to stay with my sister for a few days. ...

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