Thanks to all of you that sent in entries for the Funniest Sex Story contest. We had eight funny stories. They've all been read and the votes are in. Thanks to Shannon, Mike, and Janet, my amazing judges. The Runner-Up is Sandi, who wins a special prize from the SecondHand ...
Tag Archive: porn
Mar
15
Peace, Happiness, Two Virgins, and Seventy Sluts?
Had a scare yesterday where I didn't completely read a letter I got from the VA. Thought they were cutting me out of the VA system, but actually, they were denying my emergency room claim from January. Y'know, where I did the faceplant on my kitchen floor? Paying $170 for the damn E.R. visit is much ...
Nov
23
It’ll Be a Five Star Monday Night with @Schmutzie as My Guest
Very excited about tonight's show. Well, I'm always excited about my show (because my friends/guests rock) but tonight is sure to be another exceptional episode. My guest is Schmutzie, goddess of the blogosphere, innovator, artist, and creator of sites like Five Star Friday and Grace In Small Things.
Aug
19
@ArjBarker is Part of My SecondHand Bucket List
So in less than 12 hours time, I'm heading off on a 9-day visit with some dear friends. First, there's KimBerday...my friend Kim is having her birthday Thursday. So Happy Fucking Birthday, darlin! I'll see you very, very ...
Aug
18
Keeping It Klassee One Boob At a Time
They say the internet is a big space. I disagree. If it was such a wide open wonder how in Gawd's name would a Canadian mommy blogger trip over a video of some dude prancing around with his nuts hanging out singing to one of the most annoying songs ever find ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.