I know, you're all excited about the Casey Anthony trial and the probable announcement by Congressman Weiner that he's gonna step down, but I have my own shit going on. Shit that doesn't involve me sexting or Tweeting photos of my penis. In one ...
Tag Archive: Penis
Mar
28
And the Winner Is…
Thanks to all of you that sent in entries for the Funniest Sex Story contest. We had eight funny stories. They've all been read and the votes are in. Thanks to Shannon, Mike, and Janet, my amazing judges. The Runner-Up is Sandi, who wins a special prize from the SecondHand ...
Aug
20
Where am I? How did I get here?
If you are a man, and you have to perform oral sex on Bea Arthur, Mother Theresa, or Golda Meier, which of those handsome women do you choose? Does it make a difference if I give you the option of now or when they were alive? Would that change your answer? Same question for the ladies, ...
Jul
27
White Elephants and Apologetics
I hope you packed a lunch. Right, so I'm home, and I'm backdating this post to yesterday, since Marty wrote a fine guest post for me today and I hate posting more than one post a day. Gotta love the Summer of Love. So I ...
Jul
22
Karl Went to BlogHer and All I Got Was This Lousy Guest Post
I'm Whit, and I'll be your captain today. That'll be $15 per bag, thank you. Apparently a lot of people have been sweating to the oldies over the pressures of guest blogging for Karl. Me? I'm as cool as the other side of the pillow. I have this thing about never letting them see ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.