Thanks to all of you that sent in entries for the Funniest Sex Story contest. We had eight funny stories. They've all been read and the votes are in. Thanks to Shannon, Mike, and Janet, my amazing judges. The Runner-Up is Sandi, who wins a special prize from the SecondHand ...
Tag Archive: passion
Mar
03
That was Something
I haven't cried yet. What the fuck? I don't get it. Right now I'm still in the numb autopilot mode. My days are blazing by and I'm getting absolutely nothing done. I go to bed and lay there for hours before finally zonking out, then I wake up at noon. Lather, rinse, repeat. I've read a ...
Sep
22
Barack Obama Stole My Car Keys
I'm not joking. The punk is directly responsible for me losing my car keys at his big rally Saturday. And also responsible for me not getting Dare #5 done yet. In short, I went to see Barack Obama at a rally in Jacksonville, Florida the other day. Mostly because Britt kidnapped me. But I ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.