Well, I had the MRI and - contrary to my own beliefs - it went fine and wasn't that big of a deal. They had me fill out a form, listing all sorts of things like whether I had any metal fragments in ...
Tag Archive: orthopedist
Jun
16
MRIs and Tiny Wings
I know, you're all excited about the Casey Anthony trial and the probable announcement by Congressman Weiner that he's gonna step down, but I have my own shit going on. Shit that doesn't involve me sexting or Tweeting photos of my penis. In one ...
Jan
13
Are Those the Panties Your Mother Left Out For You?
By now you've probably heard...I mean, if you follow me on Twitter or Facebook. My mother broke her kneecap Monday morning. She slipped on the icy sidewalk and broke it. The kneecap, not the sidewalk. Perhaps now is a good time to remind you that I live in FLORIDA. Yes, my mother slipped on ...
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