Tag Archive: Orlando

It’s Called Brittcon! Suck It!

Thanks to Dave for guest posting for me yesterday and kicking off the Summer of Love with a bang. Tomorrow will be Karen Sugarpants, who I love immensely and who designed the new and improved 2HT. Right, onto the BrittCon recaps. I'm not doing one monster post about it this ...

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Karl From A to Z

Yes, at this time, I should be back in Florida. In fact, Britt and I should have landed in Orlando about 15 minutes ago. We're probably on the tram going back to the main airport so we can pick up our luggage. Actually, we're probably marching our asses as quickly as possible to ...

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Shh! I’m Trying to Hear if Britt Makes Jungle Noises

So I'm here at Britt's. FINALLY. Took me 3-1/2 hours to get here, thanks to inordinate amounts of traffic both on US-27 AND I-4. And a shitton of rain. Why the fuck is it that idiots decide to weave back and forth from lane to lane when we're doing 15 mph? Seriously? Do ...

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I Need Rachel Ray to Escort Me Around NYC

So I'm leaving for Orlando today, heading up to Miss Britt's. We talked on the phone and she gave me a key to her house AND the super secret security code. I'm totally going through her underwear drawer when I get there. Believe it.

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Survival of the Fittest

Oh my God, the headache is back something fierce and I'm ready to amputate my head to be done with it. I may try to see if I can get into the chiropractor tomorrow. I'm hoping he can, and maybe can give me some power drugs to make me forget I'm human, let alone the ...

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