If you are a man, and you have to perform oral sex on Bea Arthur, Mother Theresa, or Golda Meier, which of those handsome women do you choose? Does it make a difference if I give you the option of now or when they were alive? Would that change your answer? Same question for the ladies, ...
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Jul
25
Where Much Ado is Made About Twitter and the World That is Jack
Thanks to Bec for her delish post yesterday. In the spirit of reliving my boyhood, I immediately went and smashed three six-year-olds in the face with water balloons. And let me tell you something, those fuckers can run! The Summer of Love continues on tomorrow with none other than
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.