Thanks to all of you that sent in entries for the Funniest Sex Story contest. We had eight funny stories. They've all been read and the votes are in. Thanks to Shannon, Mike, and Janet, my amazing judges. The Runner-Up is Sandi, who wins a special prize from the SecondHand ...
Tag Archive: NIN
Feb
08
Swimming with Babies
So I mentioned that my Resolution this month hit a snag. Big time. Bottom line is, I got fired. From one of my gigs, not both. Not that it's a huge shock, mind you. After all, I haven't worked in quite a while. I ...
Feb
04
Looks Like We’ve Had Our Glitch For This Mission
I wish I could tell you that this month's Resolution has gone off without a hitch, but it hasn't. There's a bit of a fly in the ointment, and I can't yet say what. Suffice it ...
Jan
23
10,000
Watched half of the last "Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien" before bed last night. Funny, funny shit. Conan is funnier than I've ever seen him. I can relate. I often find that I'm near the ...
Jan
18
Two Near-Death Experiences in a Week Will Really Take it Out of You
Trust me, I'm here to tell you. It will. Mix that in with a bedridden parent who needs caretaking for at least the foreseeable future, sleep deprivation, heartache, and you've got a great recipe for stress and depression. For the first time in a ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.