Tag Archive: newspaper column
May
22
Idiots: Let Us Entertain You
Apr
03
How Much for a Sponge Bath?
The next time you’re in Berlin and you find yourself in the hospital, your nurse might wind up having more experience than you thought. Thanks to a new church-sponsored program in the North Rhine, 30 prostitutes are now retraining as nurses (and telemarketers…seriously).
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.