By now you've probably heard...I mean, if you follow me on Twitter or Facebook. My mother broke her kneecap Monday morning. She slipped on the icy sidewalk and broke it. The kneecap, not the sidewalk. Perhaps now is a good time to remind you that I live in FLORIDA. Yes, my mother slipped on ...
Tag Archive: nether regions
Aug
20
Where am I? How did I get here?
If you are a man, and you have to perform oral sex on Bea Arthur, Mother Theresa, or Golda Meier, which of those handsome women do you choose? Does it make a difference if I give you the option of now or when they were alive? Would that change your answer? Same question for the ladies, ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.