So a while back, I mentioned that I have a new writing gig. Well, it's officially launched and you can now find me over at "Insert Eyeroll," a satire site. So far, I've written a story about Weird Al Yankovic running for President, and Octomom being announced as the next ...
Tag Archive: movies
Jun
11
Super 8 a Super Flick
Went to see "Super 8" at my local theater. It was a great flick, full of suspense, laughs, and fun scares; it reminded me of a lot of movies I saw as a kid. E.T. and The Goonies, mostly, because the kids are the ...
Jun
08
You Can Be Sure the iPhone 5 is Coming Very Soon
Watching the live coverage of the WWDC on Monday, I ooh'd and ahh'd with many others at the new iCloud, and at the new Mac OS Lion, but mostly I gawked at the new features of IOS 5. Features that would never get to me and my beloved iPhone 3G. Yeah, ...
Aug
30
Chickety China the Chinese Chicken
A week ago I was still sucking on cigarettes. Then on Tuesday, it looked as if Mom was going to come home from the hospital after 15 days stuck in that building. Doctors and respiratory therapists said things to my mother like, "If you go home and start smoking again, you're going to wind up ...
May
21
MacGruber: A Review in Numbers
Number of ads I saw that said MacGruber was the best SNL movie since Wayne's World: 248 Number of ads that lie about MacGruber being the best SNL movie since Wayne's World: 249 Number of unintentional ...
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