With BlogHer '09 coming up in a few weeks, I've stepped up my plans to film a low-budget porno in my hotel room. You don't get a potential adult film star pool of 1,000 women every day of the week. I hope I can count on each and every single one of you ladies to help ...
Tag Archive: Monty
Jun
11
Looking Forward to Smoking the Blue Grass
So in a little over four hours, I'll be hitting the road for Orlando to pick up Jill. We'll dine, then slam I-75, bound for ConFab in Lexington, Kentucky. All-nighter, baby! Looking forward to it, never been to Kentucky, and many of my favorite people will be there.
Apr
19
Dancing for Monty
Happy Birthday to the gorgeous Monty. This one's for you, babe. If you can't see the video here,
Aug
13
Patchwork
To me, that's what blogging is: making patchwork quilts with pieces of our lives, stitching them together with the strong threads of the relationships we build with each other. Anyway. Blah blah blah. Hi. Monty here today. Yeah, don't get excited. When Karl brought up the whole "Summer Of Love" idea, I was all "HELLS YEAH, ...
Aug
13
46 Hours and Counting
That's right, less than 46 hours to go before Britt and I and the rest of the Quitterati stop smoking. Am I freaking out about it? Hell no! I'm resolute - standing firm - excited as hell. OK, maybe that's bullshit. The truth is I enjoy smoking. Even though it doesn't REALLY relieve stress, I FEEL ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.