So I mentioned that my Resolution this month hit a snag. Big time. Bottom line is, I got fired. From one of my gigs, not both. Not that it's a huge shock, mind you. After all, I haven't worked in quite a while. I ...
Tag Archive: Matt
Jan
16
The One Where Karl Loses a Bet and Then Has to Write a Guest Post
I wrote this late last Sunday for CheekySweetie's blog. I know it was overdue, but I did get it done. -K So there was this bet that Angel and I made. She claimed that the carpet in her bedroom was the ugliest carpet on Earth. I told her that I have 10 ...
Dec
24
The Original Three Dawg Night
Three men wandering the streets of Bethlehem, circa 2,000 years ago, give or take. Bob: Bollocks! I keep stepping on my robes! Chuck: I told you to get that shit altered, dude. What part of "an angel of the Lord said the Messiah is being born in Nazareth" didn't you get? Larry: Seriously, Bob, you didn't think ...
Dec
16
I’m Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009
Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right? Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan. When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...
Oct
09
Myopic
Great show last night with Matt. You can listen to it on the 2HRadio page, or click on the iTunes button in the sidebar to subscribe to the podcast. I'm near a breaking point. Not THE breaking point, mind you... *A* breaking point. It's one thing for me to hurt myself. But I'm ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.