TODAY IS THE LAST DAY TO ENTER THE CONTEST for a $25 gift certificate! Make me laugh. When I was in group therapy (hereafter known as IOP, for Intensive Outpatient Therapy), we did art therapy on a routine basis. A collage was the order of the day, so eight magazines were strewn about the ...
Tag Archive: love
Mar
02
Hollow Him Out, Take Everything.
Yesterday, in a move hardly characteristic of myself, I went to the YMCA to, ugh, exercise. Water aerobics. First off, I'm not happy in a bathing suit. Yes, I hate sports, know nothing about cars, and I have body issues. So ...
Feb
12
It’s Gonna Keep on Happening Until You Power Down That Bucket of Neuroses, Inebriation-Style
Tuesday night, Mom and I had our first TNT night out since her accident. The TNT's, for those that don't know, are otherwise known as the Dynamite Divas. In my head, I call them the Tuesday Night Supper Club, but it's basically the Meatsuite mentality...just a couple decades down the line. Every Tuesday, the TNT's gather ...
Feb
04
Looks Like We’ve Had Our Glitch For This Mission
I wish I could tell you that this month's Resolution has gone off without a hitch, but it hasn't. There's a bit of a fly in the ointment, and I can't yet say what. Suffice it ...
Jan
30
Flowers For Karl
Today is January 30. Already. Shit, where the hell has this month gone? How did we already get 1/12 of the way through 2010? Tomorrow is the last day of the month, which means it's the ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.