Having watched a lot of B- and C-grade schlocky horror movies, there's one theme that I find myself cringing at time and time again. It's where someone is administered a dose of curare (or some other paralyzing agent), which renders them unable to move, yet totally aware and conscious of ...
Tag Archive: living room
Dec
16
I’m Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009
Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right? Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan. When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...
Nov
23
All I Want For Christmas is the Mojo Back
I have an admission to make. I'm not a holiday person. Any more. I loved holidays growing up. Would salivate as Christmas approached, and not because it was Jesus' birthday. I couldn't have cared less about Him back then. It was all about the pressies. I could ...
Oct
19
And Danced By the Light of the Moon
I suspected, but didn't realize the full extent to which I'm addicted to television. I'm finding out now because my brand new HD DVR in the living room is fried. Now I have to wait 3 full business days before getting a ...
Oct
13
Behind the Birthday Dares
Many thanks to the talented Kevin for joining me on SecondHand Radio last Thursday night. If you missed the show you can download it either on the Talkshoe page or at iTunes. I'll be announcing this week's guest in the next day or so. So, the Birthday Dares. Thank God ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.