One year today. A year. How the hell did that happen? A little over a year ago, I went up to Pennsylvania to see Lisa for the last time. We spent three days together. We both knew what ...
Tag Archive: Lisa
Feb
01
I’ve Got the Brains, You’ve Got the Looks…
February 1. Shit, why did I agree to do TWELVE resolutions this year? What the fuck was I thinking? Gonna make this short and sweet. Don't expect that on a regular basis. I've got a lot in the air right now. February: Financial
Dec
28
She’s Still The Bitch
Odd, just a day after Christmas, I was sitting at the computer, wanting to listen to music. I love Pandora, have it on my iPhone, too. Personalized radio is the future, people, believe it. And even more than Pandora, I love Slacker (also on the iPhone). I think Slacker has a ...
Dec
16
I’m Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009
Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right? Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan. When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...
Nov
26
Happy Tryptophan Day
Thus begins the holiday madness, the frenzy of family and friends and get-togethers with huge meals (and probably the loss of all my weight lost the last 7 or 8 months). I'll be inwardly wishing I could retreat to a small wifi-enabled cave around 38,819 times between now and New Year's. And it begins today. I'm not ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.