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Mar

28

And the Winner Is…

by Secondhand Karl in Contest, Humor, Sex.

Thanks to all of you that sent in entries for the Funniest Sex Story contest. We had eight funny stories. They've all been read and the votes are in. Thanks to Shannon, Mike, and Janet, my amazing judges. The Runner-Up is Sandi, who wins a special prize from the SecondHand ...

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Jan

16

The One Where Karl Loses a Bet and Then Has to Write a Guest Post

by Secondhand Karl in Guest Post, Humor, Local Goings On, Relationships.

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I wrote this late last Sunday for CheekySweetie's blog. I know it was overdue, but I did get it done. -K So there was this bet that Angel and I made. She claimed that the carpet in her bedroom was the ugliest carpet on Earth. I told her that I have 10 ...

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Dec

16

I’m Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009

by Secondhand Karl in Depression, Local Goings On, Politics, Rants, Relationships, Therapy.

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Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right? Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan. When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...

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Aug

03

Oktoberfist Lies In My Boxers

by Secondhand Karl in BlogHer, Dancing in Boxers, Video.

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Another of my Dancing In My Boxers videos. Ugh, I tried everything to get this shit to sync up right. My computer SUCKS. Where is my free Apple Macbook? I'm a perfectionist, but I'm done messing with this bastard. So here it is. Much as it irks me.

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Oct

13

Behind the Birthday Dares

by Secondhand Karl in Birthday Dares, Humor, Local Goings On, Video.

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Many thanks to the talented Kevin for joining me on SecondHand Radio last Thursday night. If you missed the show you can download it either on the Talkshoe page or at iTunes. I'll be announcing this week's guest in the next day or so. So, the Birthday Dares. Thank God ...

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Tag Archive: Lies

And the Winner Is…

The One Where Karl Loses a Bet and Then Has to Write a Guest Post

I’m Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009

Oktoberfist Lies In My Boxers

Behind the Birthday Dares

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