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Dec

16

I’m Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009

by Secondhand Karl in Depression, Local Goings On, Politics, Rants, Relationships, Therapy.

Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right? Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan. When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...

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Aug

31

Priorities

by Crystal of Boobs Injuries and Dr. Pepper in Guest Post.

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Right, so I know Saturday was supposed to be the end of the Summer of Love here at 2HT. And it would have been. Except today is, well, still technically August. And I have been begging for Crystal to write me a guest post from within the first ...

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Jul

08

Twenty Things I Would Love to Say, But Have Not

by Secondhand Karl in Local Goings On, Memes, Rants, Travel.

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Thanks to the lovely Angela Gunn for her guest post yesterday. I had a lovely meal while reading it. Two, actually. Tomorrow, yet another exciting guest blogger, so stay tuned. Last night was insanely social for me for some reason. From 10pm thru till about 3 this morning, it was one phone call after ...

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Jul

06

BlogHer Hard

by Secondhand Karl in BlogHer, Film, No Ads, Travel.

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With BlogHer '09 coming up in a few weeks, I've stepped up my plans to film a low-budget porno in my hotel room. You don't get a potential adult film star pool of 1,000 women every day of the week. I hope I can count on each and every single one of you ladies to help ...

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Jun

11

Looking Forward to Smoking the Blue Grass

by Secondhand Karl in Depression, Local Goings On, Tech.

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So in a little over four hours, I'll be hitting the road for Orlando to pick up Jill. We'll dine, then slam I-75, bound for ConFab in Lexington, Kentucky. All-nighter, baby! Looking forward to it, never been to Kentucky, and many of my favorite people will be there.

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