So...the surgery. Mom and I drove to St. Petersburg on Monday afternooon - Labor Day - to stay in a hotel overnight. I was supposed to report in for surgery at 8am.
I was a nervous wreck, having never had surgery before. Well, I did ...
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I tweeted this a while ago after seeing Gene Simmons do an interview indoors wearing shades. Apparently, it ruffled some feathers. Several people DM'd me, saying that they wear shades inside and it's not a douchebaggy thing to do.
Naturally, I wasn't referring to ...
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I've been through a metric shitton of therapy, both individual and group, to varying degrees of success. Spent two years in an intensive outpatient program (IOP), in fact. Grief recovery and suicide prevention was the main focus. Most everyone in that ...
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Thanks to all of you that sent in entries for the Funniest Sex Story contest. We had eight funny stories. They've all been read and the votes are in. Thanks to Shannon, Mike, and Janet, my amazing judges.
The Runner-Up is Sandi, who wins a special prize from the SecondHand ...
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So I mentioned that my Resolution this month hit a snag. Big time. Bottom line is, I got fired. From one of my gigs, not both.
Not that it's a huge shock, mind you. After all, I haven't worked in quite a while. I ...
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