First of all, happy Independence Day to all my U.S. peeps. I don't have any special plans for the day, and that's my right. I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm sick and tired of the Casey Anthony trial exploding everywhere on my TV and computer screens. Both sides have finally rested and ...
Tag Archive: idiots
Jan
30
Flowers For Karl
Today is January 30. Already. Shit, where the hell has this month gone? How did we already get 1/12 of the way through 2010? Tomorrow is the last day of the month, which means it's the ...
Jan
20
Magical Barack
Oh, Magical Barack, Please use your supernatural powers to flash-forward 24 hours past all this inaugural bullshit. Listen, I voted for you. That's saying a lot. You're the very first time I voted Democrat. Now I implore you, get your ass sworn in so we can finally be ...
Jun
27
Shh! I’m Trying to Hear if Britt Makes Jungle Noises
So I'm here at Britt's. FINALLY. Took me 3-1/2 hours to get here, thanks to inordinate amounts of traffic both on US-27 AND I-4. And a shitton of rain. Why the fuck is it that idiots decide to weave back and forth from lane to lane when we're doing 15 mph? Seriously? Do ...
Jun
07
Bob Villa I’m Not
Well, I called the Federal District Court jury line and I'm not needed on Monday. But I have to be on-call for two weeks, so I'll be calling that number every night for a couple of weeks, apparently. I signed up with Plurk.com a few days ago. It's a Twitter-like social networking site. I ...
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