Tag Archive: Hawaii

I’m Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009

Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right? Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan. When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...

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Looking Forward to Smoking the Blue Grass

So in a little over four hours, I'll be hitting the road for Orlando to pick up Jill. We'll dine, then slam I-75, bound for ConFab in Lexington, Kentucky. All-nighter, baby! Looking forward to it, never been to Kentucky, and many of my favorite people will be there.

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Da Plane! Da Plane!

For those that are too young to remember that quote, "Da Plane! Da Plane!" is from the original Fantasy Island TV show. And that particular line was from the midget known as Tattoo, Khan's right-hand man. Or Mr. Roarke, whatever. I bring up ...

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Of Dungeons and Dragons and Hollywood Stars

Don't think I've forgotten about quitting smoking. I haven't. The quit date is coming up rapidly, August 15. When I first mentioned that Britt and I were gonna quit smoking a few weeks back, I had quite a few of you say that you're interested in joining us. The goal is this: quit ...

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