Ever put something off for, say, forever? I have. Procrastination is my middle name. I put off calling a friend for so long that, the longer I waited, the more difficult it became to get in touch with that person. I felt like I was a major disappointment, and the shame that kept building became ...
Tag Archive: hangover
May
29
Thor Versus the Bridesmaids
In a rare move, I left the house two days in a row. Went to the movies. The first day, I asked Twitter to help decide between The Hangover 2 and Bridesmaids. Twitter voted for Bridesmaids. Bridesmaids is scoring a freshness rating ...
Mar
29
If I Had a Time Machine, It Would Not Involve a Hot Tub
So yesterday, I went to see Hot Tub Time Machine with a bud. I have a weakness for time travel stories. If I had to pick a favorite time travel movie, it'd be Back to the Future, naturally...love that shit. But I ...
Jun
29
The Five Questions Thing That’s Going Around
Yes, it's another meme. Deal with it. This published at midnight, and at this time I'm probably drunk off my ass in New York City, doing body shots off of Britt's neck and Becky's boobs. I might be singing karaoke, hard to say. I hope that I'm partying with
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.