Stolen from Blogography because I don't know what else to post.
ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? There's a scar on my right thumb. I don't remember how I got it. Yeah, it's been that long. Either that or I'm just old.
WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR BEDROOM? Paint.
WHAT DOES ...
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This is Movember, where I grow a moustache for prostate health. Prostate cancer is the #1 cancer affecting men. You can donate or just watch me grow a cheesy moustache all month. (Proceeds go to the Prostate Cancer Foundation and Livestrong.) To date, I’ve helped raise $60. ...
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Happy St. Patrick's Day. Have yourself a Guinness. And yes, I actually am Irish. Partially.
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I'm TK-280, but friends call me Herb. The long trip from Hoth to this blue Earth globe was hellacious. And while I was in suspended animation to get here, Ted decided to be funny and put my lower armor on backwards. But ...
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I wish amazing things for you today. For real.
Even if you're in a total shit place at the moment, I hope that you feel at least one little tiny moment of joy today. A dog licking your face, a ...
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