Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right? Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan. When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...
Tag Archive: GPS
Feb
05
Laughing and Crying. Oh, and Paula Abdul.
So here I am in Pennsylvania. It wasn't easy getting here, either. Those of you following me on Twitter got to hear all about it, but I drove 90 minutes to the Orlando airport, after sleeping only a few hours, and found out my flight to Philadelphia was canceled. Thank ...
Nov
30
How I Slept With Three Gorgeous Women But Got No Sex
So Friday night I went to Tampa for a "girls' night out." I've been an honorary girl for a while now, between my three visits to BlogHer and my dressing up as a woman on several occasions, this is a privilege I've earned. I missed last month's girls' night due to the dentist shanghaiing all ...
Jul
06
Ass as Art, BrittCon Day 3
We're well underway in the Summer of Love and we've had some magnificent guest posts already, including yesterday's post from my buddy, Kevin. Lest you think this thing will be over any time soon, it won't. I have people scheduled on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays all the way through the end of August. ...
May
25
Roll, Roll, Roll Your Browser
I can't for the life of me explain why some people actually give a shit what I think about, well, anything, really. When I wrote the post about "Why I Cannot Stand Your Blog" I got an inordinate amount of comments. Not just on the post, ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.