So...the surgery. Mom and I drove to St. Petersburg on Monday afternooon - Labor Day - to stay in a hotel overnight. I was supposed to report in for surgery at 8am. I was a nervous wreck, having never had surgery before. Well, I did ...
Tag Archive: funny
Mar
17
My Wicked Dance Moves
Happy St. Patrick's Day. Have yourself a Guinness. And yes, I actually am Irish. Partially.
Mar
12
Herb Arrives
I'm TK-280, but friends call me Herb. The long trip from Hoth to this blue Earth globe was hellacious. And while I was in suspended animation to get here, Ted decided to be funny and put my lower armor on backwards. But ...
Jan
23
10,000
Watched half of the last "Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien" before bed last night. Funny, funny shit. Conan is funnier than I've ever seen him. I can relate. I often find that I'm near the ...
Dec
25
Even If
I wish amazing things for you today. For real. Even if you're in a total shit place at the moment, I hope that you feel at least one little tiny moment of joy today. A dog licking your face, a ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.