I fully intended to write blog posts on the road, but we all know about intentions and roads, so... If you're looking for stories about me getting hammered and peeing on the hotel rug, along with a little semi-private masturbation, sorry to disappoint. I was a (relatively) good boy this year. Plus, I didn't have a ...
Tag Archive: free wifi
May
22
Dear Panera Bread Bastards
Dear Panera Bread Bastards: Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the guy who left your bakery/cafe (1760 US 27 N, Sebring, Florida) yesterday afternoon around 12:45pm. I'm the guy who will NOT be back to your eatery. I'm the guy who's posting this shit all over the Internet. Well, all over my blog, anyway.
May
21
FeedDemon Rocks My World
I had my first experience with coding yesterday. Well, my first experience with PHP coding, anyway. I was very politely asked if I wouldn't mind removing the ads from a few of my RAINN posts from last month. The ones where I detailed
May
18
100 Things About Karl, Part Seven
Don't forget: today at 5pm Eastern, it's SecondHand Radio with my special guest, Miss Britt. Hope you'll tune in live and join in on the chatroom. Next Sunday, my guest is Dave2 from Blogography. I'm way behind on setting up more guests, so I don't ...
May
08
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Why exactly did I agree to this every-day blogging thing again? My ass is dragging. Hard. I went to bed at midnight, got up at 3am, on the road at 4:30am, at Orlando airport at 6am. Park, shuttle bus, terminal, baggage, security, tram, terminal, breakfast, half an hour at the gate on the laptop, pretty ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.