I fully intended to write blog posts on the road, but we all know about intentions and roads, so... If you're looking for stories about me getting hammered and peeing on the hotel rug, along with a little semi-private masturbation, sorry to disappoint. I was a (relatively) good boy this year. Plus, I didn't have a ...
Tag Archive: Florida
Mar
12
It’s Hell Being a Hermit Sometimes
I've been more of a hermit than usual these last few weeks, and that's saying something. My headspace is still screwed beyond belief and the days are all running together. I can't seem to focus on shit. But my hermit days are coming (once again) to a close. As the weeks progress, there are all sorts ...
Feb
05
Laughing and Crying. Oh, and Paula Abdul.
So here I am in Pennsylvania. It wasn't easy getting here, either. Those of you following me on Twitter got to hear all about it, but I drove 90 minutes to the Orlando airport, after sleeping only a few hours, and found out my flight to Philadelphia was canceled. Thank ...
Feb
02
I Suck at Death
I have many weaknesses. I fall back on sarcasm and bad jokes sometimes when I'm feeling far too vulnerable. I (still) smoke. I bite my nails. I am known to retreat into myself, though I am getting better at that one. I have a difficult time accepting compliments, though I've learned to at least (try ...
Jan
22
My Raisins
OK, we're going to try this again... Last week, my scheduled guest for SecondHand Radio couldn't make it because her head was about to detach from her neck. So Sheila gracefully ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.