I've been to BlogHer four times. I missed last year because, well, it was just a shitty year and I couldn't make it happen. Now I'm considering going to BlogHer 2011 (in San Diego) - I WANT to go - but need some convincing. For one thing, the expense. That's a biggie, ...
Tag Archive: fetal position
Dec
16
I’m Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009
Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right? Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan. When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...
Jul
27
White Elephants and Apologetics
I hope you packed a lunch. Right, so I'm home, and I'm backdating this post to yesterday, since Marty wrote a fine guest post for me today and I hate posting more than one post a day. Gotta love the Summer of Love. So I ...
Aug
18
The One Where Karl Quits Smoking.
Well, that's it. It's after midnight. By now, I'm probably curled up into a fetal position in my bed, rocking back and forth, crying for my mommy. Or I might be all drugged up so I can sleep for a couple of months, preferably. Either way, you can be damn sure - tired as I ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.