Tag Archive: farts

@TheBloggess Probably Hates Me, Anyway

Seems there's an awful lot of passive-aggressive shit going through the air of late. It's almost worse than the H1N1 virus. I'm thinking maybe I need to get myself a surgical mask to protect myself from all those headgames-playing germs. I'm tired. All the time, lately, it seems. Not sleepy tired (though there's always that, too), ...

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How to Write a Song

Ladies and Gentlemen. Due to lack of interest, today the part of Karl Erikson is played by Kevin Gilhooly. Howdy! This is Kevin from Dallas, and welcome to another guest blogging edition of 2HT during the Summer of Love! I'm the virtual bartender at Kevin's Pub, have my ...

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My Weird Al Concert Experience

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Fishing for Fellatio

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Band-Aids For All

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