Thanks to all of you that sent in entries for the Funniest Sex Story contest. We had eight funny stories. They've all been read and the votes are in. Thanks to Shannon, Mike, and Janet, my amazing judges. The Runner-Up is Sandi, who wins a special prize from the SecondHand ...
Tag Archive: eye
Jan
08
Birds on a Wire
So the Year of Resolutions thing is going so-so, I have to admit. I haven't been 100% on my meds and blood sugar testing. Closer to 70%'ish. Just being honest. I shall ...
Dec
16
I’m Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009
Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right? Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan. When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...
Aug
31
Priorities
Right, so I know Saturday was supposed to be the end of the Summer of Love here at 2HT. And it would have been. Except today is, well, still technically August. And I have been begging for Crystal to write me a guest post from within the first ...
Aug
28
BBM In Da House And Lip Syncing Like a Fool
Hi, Black Belt Mama here. When I did the first video for Karl's "Super Summer of Love," I figured I'd go out like that "Hey Mickey You're So Fine" girl. You know, one act wonder. This summer, however, I've been suffering from major writer's block. I'm not sure if it's the copious amounts of ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.