First off, there will be NO SECONDHAND RADIO SHOW tomorrow (Thursday). My guest, Danielle, had a last-minute thing come up. This works out well, since I just found out I'll be in Daytona Beach for a few days, and the Internet situation looks dire. We'll reschedule Danielle for later this month.
Second, ...
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Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right?
Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan.
When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...
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So there's Black Belt Mama's Summer Serenade Contest going on. Someone you know (cough cough hint hint) might be participating with a video. Go vote. I think it'll very clear WHO you should be voting FOR.
So my mom left this morning before I awoke. She's outta here ...
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Before I begin my guest blog for Karl's Summah of LOVE (because really, it just BEGS to be said that way, like Chef from South Park is saying it), let me make it clear EXACTLY how much I'm sacrificing for Karl and his blog. Right now I should be filling my newly revamped ...
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Hi there. My name is Marty and I used to be a social recluse.
Sometime back in elementary school, I was an outcast. Sure I had a few friends here and there, but for the most part, I felt like I didn't fit in: too short, too quiet, not wearing cool clothes (Buster ...
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