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Dec

31

2000 Zero Zero, Party Over, Oops, Out of Time

by Secondhand Karl in Bloggity Blog, Depression, Local Goings On, Photos, Relationships, Television, cancer blows, iPhone.

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I had a great freaking holiday weekend. I really needed it. So much stress, so much bad juju floating around my neck of the blogosphere. Many loved ones in pain right now, myself included. So I really needed the laughs, and I got them. ...

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Dec

25

Even If

by Secondhand Karl in Depression, Local Goings On, Religion.

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I wish amazing things for you today. For real. Even if you're in a total shit place at the moment, I hope that you feel at least one little tiny moment of joy today. A dog licking your face, a ...

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Dec

16

I’m Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009

by Secondhand Karl in Depression, Local Goings On, Politics, Rants, Relationships, Therapy.

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Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right? Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan. When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...

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Aug

07

Donkies, the British and Sexual Favors!

by Zenbitch in Guest Post.

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Back when I said that I would do a guest post for Karl and his Summer of Love shindig , it was June 23rd. I told him to give me a date in August because I knew it would take me that long to come up with a post worthy of actually hitting the “publish” ...

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Oct

13

Behind the Birthday Dares

by Secondhand Karl in Birthday Dares, Humor, Local Goings On, Video.

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Many thanks to the talented Kevin for joining me on SecondHand Radio last Thursday night. If you missed the show you can download it either on the Talkshoe page or at iTunes. I'll be announcing this week's guest in the next day or so. So, the Birthday Dares. Thank God ...

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