So New York is looking closer and closer toward making gay marriage legal. That'd make New York the 6th and biggest state to say "I do" to gay "I do's." It's about time. Course, I live in Florida, which is heavily conservative (and ...
Tag Archive: conservative
Dec
16
I’m Gonna Betchslap the Dumb Outta 2009
Fuck, it's DECEMBER. The last month of the year. How'd that happen, right? Worse yet, it's the Holidays. Fuck me with something hard and sandpapery. Yeah, so not a fan. When I was a wee lad, the Magic was still there. Months in advance, I'd pour ...
Jul
29
Paula Deen Bought Me Freaking Drinks, Yawll Bitches!
I hope you packed THREE lunches. Another backdated post. My intentions are good, really, but I'm still exhausted from BlogHer...emotionally, socially, physically. Have YET to read a BlogHer recap (save 1 or 2), have YET to gather the ...
Apr
21
Mountain Air, Drunken Revelry, Babes, and Radio
Well, I'm gearing up for nearly a week away from home. At the buttcrack of dawn Friday, I leave my house, drive 90 minutes to the Orlando airport, and then catch a 6:45am flight to Albuquerque, NM, with a brief layover in Dallas/Ft. Worth (my old stomping grounds). Renting a car once I hit NM, then ...
Sep
22
Barack Obama Stole My Car Keys
I'm not joking. The punk is directly responsible for me losing my car keys at his big rally Saturday. And also responsible for me not getting Dare #5 done yet. In short, I went to see Barack Obama at a rally in Jacksonville, Florida the other day. Mostly because Britt kidnapped me. But I ...
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