Saturday night, as my Twitter followers may have seen, I donned a very infrequent suit and necktie to go to the annual Red & White Ball here in Highlands county. It's a charity event for the Red Cross, which does hella good work. I still recall when my grandmother was sick with cancer back ...
Tag Archive: Column
Aug
29
Double Dog Dare Me
Thanks to John over at Buddha on the Road for a fun-filled hour on SecondHand Radio last night. Had a blast. We talked about all sorts of great stuff, including the Democratic National Convention, my trip to California, our mutual love of MILFs, my new gossip column job...you need to listen ...
Apr
14
The End of an Affair
First of all, I want to thank all the scummy feedscraping sites. IF YOU ARE READING THIS ON ANY OTHER SITE BUT SECONDHANDKARL.COM you are reading STOLEN CONTENT. This shit pisses me off, but I know I'm showing up on a lot of other sites out there. They do NOT have my permission to use ...
Apr
10
Where Karl Reveals One of His Larger Secrets
So yeah, yesterday's post. Wow, I just want to thank you all for your comments. Much appreciated. Some of you mentioned that they thought the newspaper would change its mind and ask me to come back. And that I should ask for a raise ...
Apr
09
I’m Not Going to Say I Got Dooced, But I Did
I hate mentioning her by name because, while I acknowledge she is a good writer and an accomplished photographer, I just can't be bothered reading Dooce's journal. (Why? Because of her no-comments policy, see yesterday's long-ass ...
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.