Many thanks to last week's guest bloggers: Turnbaby, Anissa, James, and Janelle. I'm digging the Summer of Love this year, as I always do. And this week, I'll be here even LESS frequently than last week because there's a guest post every day this week except for ...
Tag Archive: cigarettes
Sep
22
Barack Obama Stole My Car Keys
I'm not joking. The punk is directly responsible for me losing my car keys at his big rally Saturday. And also responsible for me not getting Dare #5 done yet. In short, I went to see Barack Obama at a rally in Jacksonville, Florida the other day. Mostly because Britt kidnapped me. But I ...
Aug
13
Um, Disregard. Make That August 18th.
As the great philosopher Willy Wonka once said, "Scratch that. Reverse it." OK, the Great Quit Date has changed from this Friday to this coming Monday, August 18th. Britt and I agreed to quit together and I want to keep it that way. She's traveling to Nashville this weekend to fetch her kids so it's just going ...
Aug
13
46 Hours and Counting
That's right, less than 46 hours to go before Britt and I and the rest of the Quitterati stop smoking. Am I freaking out about it? Hell no! I'm resolute - standing firm - excited as hell. OK, maybe that's bullshit. The truth is I enjoy smoking. Even though it doesn't REALLY relieve stress, I FEEL ...
Jul
13
I Quit
Well, I will. Not the blog, silly. I can't see ever quitting that. I'm talking about one of my few remaining vices. Cigarettes. Cigarettes have owned my ass for a while now...um, 14 years? And that's really strange because (1) I didn't start smoking until I was in my 20s and (2) I HATED cigarette smoke all throughout ...
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